Monday, June 13, 2011

What happens to me when I have a crush

1. Acquire heartbeat that sounds like a garbled Postal Service song
2. Endure large, unrelenting waves of acute nausea
3. Lose time to sprawling, hypothetical, cinematic daydreams
4. Get the "tipped your chair back too far" cold sweats
5. Do complicated pep talks with myself in bathroom mirrors

Life is sweeter thanks to

1. Q-tips
2. Books
3. Boats
4. Nectarines
5. Best friends