Monday, June 13, 2011

What happens to me when I have a crush

1. Acquire heartbeat that sounds like a garbled Postal Service song
2. Endure large, unrelenting waves of acute nausea
3. Lose time to sprawling, hypothetical, cinematic daydreams
4. Get the "tipped your chair back too far" cold sweats
5. Do complicated pep talks with myself in bathroom mirrors

1 comment:

  1. You forgot 'plotting ways to innocuously introduce 'coffee' and then dissect various scenarios with minute differences in detail'. I swear, this is separate from your daydreams.

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