Monday, October 24, 2011

Top ten pet peeves

1. Wet socks
2. Yellow cars
3. Icy sidewalks
4. Biblical literalism
5. Sloppy collars
6. Sloppy kisses
7. Inconsideration
8. Lack of foresight
9. Sneezes that get stuck
10. Not having superpowers

Friday, October 21, 2011

Advice from Ludacris songs

1. On life: "You gotta play hard or go home."
2. On women: "They want to talk to you, so shut up and listen."
3. On men: "[They] want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed."
4. On discretion: "In the library on top of the books but you can't be too loud."
5. On what others think about you: "Don't worry about them haters."
6. On serious problems: "Money can't solve 'em."