Saturday, December 31, 2011

New year's resolutions

1. Open a bottle of champagne with a sword
2. Not kill myself while attempting #1
3. Keep up the great bangs
4. Learn how to play the ukulele
5. More writing, kissing, and cooking

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Fun, memorable lines from holiday movies

1. "Kevin, you're such a disease."
2. "I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite."
3. "There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?"
4. "It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit."  
5. "I knew you weren't suited for literature."

Wishing you and yours a happy and heartfelt end of the fiscal fourth quarter.